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18.10.2014 European-Blowjob-Contest

Review : European Blowjob Contest 2014
on 18 October 2014 to mark the 3-year anniversary of the Palast

Hundred kilometre course record and infernal winds at the FKK-Palast

The FKK-Palast in Freiburg proved to be a real talking point last Saturday with a record contest of superlatives: the great October weather this year made the third international blowjob contest the best so far! As well as an all-time record number of girls and visitors, the enormous packed-out Palast terrace and garden created a truly unparalleled atmosphere. Blowing under palm trees and open skies – it doesn’t get better than this.

It must probably be due to the landscape: damp valleys, lofty heights, hazardous crevices – tourist peak operations prevailed throughout the weekend in the Southern Baden Schwanzwald. While motorcyclists were droning up and down the mountains like hornets, married couples were staying in their mobile homes in silence and tent frames were rattling at the campsites, the FKK-Palast in Freiburg once again produced heart-warming windy weather. The locals know: these are the hell valleys!

“Hell, hell,” called some – others sat back entranced and enjoyed the heavenly blower. At the FKK-Palast, it was the third anniversary of the hallowed halls of worldly happiness proclaimed for the third time the “European Blowjob Contest”. And they all came! Germans, Swiss, French (of course), Italians, Belgians and Austrians – there were hundreds of Palast guests, and the hostel owners of the surrounding hospitality companies rubbed their hands together over sizzling notes and warmed their souls with almost unknown booking problems.

What had happened? While warm summery sunshine is normally associated with the month of October in New Zealand, this time the Schwanzwald city of Freiburg was affected by climatic highs. No fewer than twenty popular blowers and fifty high-revving pit girls lined not only the competition scene at the FKK-Palast – they were kneeling on their long legs right in the thick of it!

Such sights also sent blood rushing to the genitals of the good old racers; centrifugal forces and the rotation of the earth did the rest, and so it came to everyone as it should come: like a volcano! The race was held from 3 p.m. to 11:30 p.m., with all the bells and whistles, through string curves and with pit stops, including stiff changes. This had class, the evening took on tremendous momentum, the body's own speed counter got into gear and pacemakers burned up like shooting stars!

While guests indulged the natural strokes, the twenty owners of overhead curls waves were able to rake in whopping prize monies without exception. At about 1 a.m., Palast boss Bobby struck the flushed Ecclestone near the buffet, which was once again sagging and then read out the results. Each of the twenty brass band champions received 1,000 Swiss francs presented in cash. The winner Fabienne from FKK-Palast could look forward to an additional cash prize of 3,000 francs; second place went to Jenny from the club FKK66 with 2,000 extra francs, and Karina from FKK-Palast raked in an additional 1,000 francs for third place.

The evaluated scores of the rest of the blowing beauties showed meanwhile that there had been a skin tight head-to-head race down to the last place - the quality was therefore also right and even in the width, which greatly pleased not only the tourism managers and corporate executives amongst the guests. Even the sunny weather had increased the mood and other body parts, so we could say that Therese was not boring on the terrace. And an accomplished mathematician engine stated: fifteen-centimetre average stroke times twenty participants times the number of laps driven equals over 100 kilometres - that is a new course record!

This kind of record makes you hungry and so it was perfectly fitting that the Palast cooks sizzled countless suckling pigs and saddles of lamb in the large covered barbecue area with an outdoor kitchen and so served up an appetising and tasty buffet from the afternoon until midnight nonstop. Party and competition, inside and outside, in and out - everything was taken care of in the best way, and so now everyone looks back on an extravagant feast in absolutely every respect with record numbers of visitors trembling with pleasure.

This unprecedented open air event made male and female participant records tumble again, so that consequently the question of questions is asked: What does the bracing climate of Oktoberfest 2015 at the Palast of palaces have to offer? The troubadour Bob Dylan, who would become world-famous one day predicted the answer to this question: “The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.” So it is now time to sit tight and drink champagne - and count down the time until the next international Blowjob Contest at the FKK-Palast in Freiburg.

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